Thursday, June 3, 2010

The Spin Doctor is in!!! I am taking new clients.

My degree came in the mail today!!!!!

After reading the newspaper thoroughly for the last couple weeks, I decided it was time for me to come out of retirement.
I am needed. I can embellish the truth, spin it around, dress it all up and call it a fact. I can do this!!!
It is a well known fact: If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes the truth.
Tony Hayward, the chief executive under pressure to defend BP's record in America, has backtracked on early claims that the environmental impact of the spill was "very, very modest". (page 1)
Wow! This is easy.

He played down the extent of damage to Louisiana's coastline just 10 days ago, but yesterday admitted: "This is clearly an environmental catastrophe, there are no two ways about it."(page 9)

Let's give it another try.....because....If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes the truth. (V. Lenin)

Sarah Palin has a new neighbor, Joe McGuinness. He's writing a book. The book is about....Sarah Palin. Glen Beck is not happy about this. What will Glen do? Burn some books? apparently "Fahrenheit 451" was not on his reading list. perhaps he was reading Goebbel's "The Power of Propaganda" (kindle edition, of course!!!) at the time, where it also said, "If you repeat a lie often enough it will become the truth."

Ok! I think I am getting the knack of this. Let's try a few.
  • Obama was born in Kenya. Don't confuse me with facts.
  • Paris Hilton is a highly intelligent virgin.
  • World War II will now be referred to as, "That unpleasantness that happen in the mid twentieth century."
  • Holocaust? never, never happen. a trick of the jewish media which controls Hollywood.
  • Adolph Hitler? He gave us the Volkswagon. A misunderstood man we needed a fashion makeover. (Get rid of that mustache! Do something with your hair.)
  • Rush Limbaugh is intelligent. OWWW! ("Did I just write that?")
  • Denture cream is the new "Duck tape".
  • JFK was faithful to Jackie.
  • Billy Bob (You can call me Jeff!!) Clinton was faithful to Hil.
  • Republican's are faithful to their wives. Ask Mark S. and Eliot S.
  • If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes the truth.
  • Democrats are concerned with the common man. right?...John Edwards and your $400 haircut.
  • The World Trade Center was really done by the CIA to invoke hatred against the muslims.
  • Elvis Presley is alive. He lives in a cabin in Montana. He is Anti-government and plans on overthrowing the government soon. He hasn't been the same since Nixon turned down his offer to help the government. He went off the deep end. Kinda like Glen Beck.
  • There is a woman somewhere in Upstate New York that is wearing her dead sister's dentures. (Obamacare was too late.)
  • Big business can be trusted. They are a better shepard of wealth and welfare. Business is heavily involved in watching out for the common man. "Isn't that right, Mr. Madoff?"
  • If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes the truth.
  • The Republicans and big business would never mislead us about health care.
  • The country is being taken over by left wing radicals and socialist. I am totally against the government controlling my life. I will vote against any legislation that even hints of socialism. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go to the mailbox and see if my Social Security check has arrived.
PS: Don't forget....If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes truth.


  1. *Mingle*
    You are part of the joy of my day!

  2. And the Tea Party is a party of diverse yet selfless patriots.

  3. Interesting! And like a previous commenter said 'the sad's true!'


  4. Bwahahahaha... another great post, Jon!