My Yearly Identity Crisis
|I would like this to be my new Facebook picture.|
Pretty cool guy. He is very much like me.
I listen to Mozart for the “Mozart effect”. If you listen to Mozart every day it will raise your IQ by 10 points. That means about twenty five percent for me. It is also supposed to lower my blood pressure.
I actually prefer DooWop music.
The solution came to me the other night while I was watching MTV, hoping to hear some DooWop.
The Little French Lady found a program called “Catfish” and we started watching it religiously.
|You would be cranky too if your testicles were gone.|
I have mixed feelings about being a girl. Guys will be trying to get into my pants. This stuff I know about. I used to be a guy once.
Definitely something to think about.
|My brother. a polluted gene pool.|
- Should I be a “troll or Catfish?”
- Should I be a guy or a girl?
- What should my persona be? Should I be a professional Harp player?
- What is my personal description? How tall, eye color, etc,
Please help me decide. All suggestions will be considered.