Since I am a fan of both Jeopardy and memes I have decided to incorporate both in one blog. Let's begin.
- Winken, Blinken and Nod. What describes my sex life after 8PM?
- Bears, Giants, Eagles, Redskins. Name 3 football teams and a politically incorrect racial slur.
- Apples and lemons. Name the two main types of computers.
- The missionary position. What is the last job I applied for at the church?
- Mercury Cougars. What do they call older women on Mercury that like younger guys?
- Their both dogs!!Why does Goofy speaks, wears shoes, hat, and walks erect, Pluto walks on all fours, barks and wears a collar?
- Why around his waist? When Donald Duck comes out of shower what does he do with the towel and then goes out on the street bare-assed?
- Acme won't give him any more credit to buy stuff. Why did the Wily coyote end up killing himself ? He couldn't catch the roadrunner.
- Porky Pig, Sylvester, Elmer Fudd, and Donald Duck. Name four characters that need a speech therapist.
- Donald Duck and Yosemite Sam. Name two characters who need anger management intervention.
- Brittany Spears ass. What has more fingerprints than the FBI?
- Jury duty. What is the best paying job in this economy?
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen. Who really got hurt in this economy?
- You call them and ask if its you or them. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds"?
- Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Name a helicopter, a cat, and a saint
- Gone with the Wind. What happen to my 401k?
- I am not afraid of flying. I'm really afraid of crashing.
- Wow, I didn't see that coming. The Vatican defends the Pope condom stand.(headline)
- The Milky Way. What is the best way to make a smoothie?
- The Dog Whisperer, The Horse Whisperer, The Ghost Whisperer. Name 3 people who are talking about me behind my back.
- "Don't cry for me, Argentina." What is the state song of South Carolina?
- Appalachian Trail. What Trail goes from Pennsylvania to Argentina?
- You are the biggest loser... already. "What did NBC say when Rush Limbaugh wanted to get on that program and lose some weight?
- The best three years of my life. What was 5th grade?(I was 16 by then.)
- Canada? "Why would I leave America to visit America Jr.?" quoted by Homer Simpson.
- Saturn, Uranus, Jupiter. Name a car, a body part, and a town in Florida.
- 27.4%. Of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- Eileen. What do you call a woman that has one leg shorter than the other?
I need a final Jeopardy question. This is a visual final Jeopardy.
The final answer is: Rickey
Question is in the picture.