- Winken, Blinken and Nod. What describes my sex life after 8PM?
- Bears, Giants, Eagles, Redskins. Name 3 football teams and a politically incorrect racial slur.
- Apples and lemons. Name the two main types of computers.
- The missionary position. What is the last job I applied for at the church?
- Mercury Cougars. What do they call older women on Mercury that like younger guys?
- Their both dogs!!Why does Goofy speaks, wears shoes, hat, and walks erect, Pluto walks on all fours, barks and wears a collar?
- Why around his waist? When Donald Duck comes out of shower what does he do with the towel and then goes out on the street bare-assed?
- Acme won't give him any more credit to buy stuff. Why did the Wily coyote end up killing himself ? He couldn't catch the roadrunner.
- Porky Pig, Sylvester, Elmer Fudd, and Donald Duck. Name four characters that need a speech therapist.
- Donald Duck and Yosemite Sam. Name two characters who need anger management intervention.
- Brittany Spears ass. What has more fingerprints than the FBI?
- Jury duty. What is the best paying job in this economy?
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen. Who really got hurt in this economy?
- You call them and ask if its you or them. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds"?
- Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Name a helicopter, a cat, and a saint
- Gone with the Wind. What happen to my 401k?
- I am not afraid of flying. I'm really afraid of crashing.
- Wow, I didn't see that coming. The Vatican defends the Pope condom stand.(headline)
- The Milky Way. What is the best way to make a smoothie?
- The Dog Whisperer, The Horse Whisperer, The Ghost Whisperer. Name 3 people who are talking about me behind my back.
- "Don't cry for me, Argentina." What is the state song of South Carolina?
- Appalachian Trail. What Trail goes from Pennsylvania to Argentina?
- You are the biggest loser... already. "What did NBC say when Rush Limbaugh wanted to get on that program and lose some weight?
- The best three years of my life. What was 5th grade?(I was 16 by then.)
- Canada? "Why would I leave America to visit America Jr.?" quoted by Homer Simpson.
- Saturn, Uranus, Jupiter. Name a car, a body part, and a town in Florida.
- 27.4%. Of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- Eileen. What do you call a woman that has one leg shorter than the other?
I need a final Jeopardy question. This is a visual final Jeopardy.
The final answer is: Rickey
Question is in the picture.
You call them and ask if its you or them. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds"? LOL this one's my favorite :)
ReplyDelete:: mingling ::
Love the red shirt reference.
ReplyDeleteThat's one we say all the time......
"Ahhhhh.he's the designated red shirt..."
"Just give him a red shirt, he's toast.."
Too funny.
You are a very sick man, Jon.
ReplyDeleteI:will take that as a compliment since you are not a doctor.
ReplyDeleteA great friend of mine is Canadian, and we quote the Simpsons America Jr. quote to her all the time. Very, very funny.
ReplyDelete**mingle** This is a GREAT meme! I might have to borrow it for another time when your answers aren't fresh in my mind.
ReplyDeleteI like memes. I like jeopardy. a marriage made in heaven. I am glad you liked it. I had fun doing it. I will have to google and see if anyone else has done it that way. If not, I will dash off to the patent office.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the redshirt poster!!! LOL!!! Late Mingler!!
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