Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Jeopardy Meme

Since I am a fan of both Jeopardy and memes I have decided to incorporate both in one blog. Let's begin.

  • Winken, Blinken and Nod. What describes my sex life after 8PM?
  • Bears, Giants, Eagles, Redskins. Name 3 football teams and a politically incorrect racial slur.
  • Apples and lemons. Name the two main types of computers.
  • The missionary position. What is the last job I applied for at the church?
  • Mercury Cougars. What do they call older women on Mercury that like younger guys?
  • Their both dogs!!Why does Goofy speaks, wears shoes, hat, and walks erect, Pluto walks on all fours, barks and wears a collar?
  • Why around his waist? When Donald Duck comes out of shower what does he do with the towel and then goes out on the street bare-assed?
  • Acme won't give him any more credit to buy stuff. Why did the Wily coyote end up killing himself ? He couldn't catch the roadrunner.
  • Porky Pig, Sylvester, Elmer Fudd, and Donald Duck. Name four characters that need a speech therapist.
  • Donald Duck and Yosemite Sam. Name two characters who need anger management intervention.
  • Brittany Spears ass. What has more fingerprints than the FBI?
  • Jury duty. What is the best paying job in this economy?
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen. Who really got hurt in this economy?
  • You call them and ask if its you or them. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds"?
  • Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Name a helicopter, a cat, and a saint
  • Gone with the Wind. What happen to my 401k?
  • I am not afraid of flying. I'm really afraid of crashing.
  • Wow, I didn't see that coming. The Vatican defends the Pope condom stand.(headline)
  • The Milky Way. What is the best way to make a smoothie?
  • The Dog Whisperer, The Horse Whisperer, The Ghost Whisperer. Name 3 people who are talking about me behind my back.
  • "Don't cry for me, Argentina." What is the state song of South Carolina?
  • Appalachian Trail. What Trail goes from Pennsylvania to Argentina?
  • You are the biggest loser... already. "What did NBC say when Rush Limbaugh wanted to get on that program and lose some weight?
  • The best three years of my life. What was 5th grade?(I was 16 by then.)
  • Canada? "Why would I leave America to visit America Jr.?" quoted by Homer Simpson.
  • Saturn, Uranus, Jupiter. Name a car, a body part, and a town in Florida.
  • 27.4%. Of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • Eileen. What do you call a woman that has one leg shorter than the other?
I need a final Jeopardy question. This is a visual final Jeopardy.

The final answer is: Rickey

Question is in the picture.


  1. You call them and ask if its you or them. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds"? LOL this one's my favorite :)

    :: mingling ::

  2. Love the red shirt reference.
    That's one we say all the time......
    "Ahhhhh.he's the designated red shirt..."
    "Just give him a red shirt, he's toast.."

    Too funny.

  3. I:will take that as a compliment since you are not a doctor.

  4. A great friend of mine is Canadian, and we quote the Simpsons America Jr. quote to her all the time. Very, very funny.

  5. **mingle** This is a GREAT meme! I might have to borrow it for another time when your answers aren't fresh in my mind.

  6. I like memes. I like jeopardy. a marriage made in heaven. I am glad you liked it. I had fun doing it. I will have to google and see if anyone else has done it that way. If not, I will dash off to the patent office.

  7. I LOVE the redshirt poster!!! LOL!!! Late Mingler!!