Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Jeopardy Meme





Since I am a fan of both Jeopardy and memes I have decided to incorporate both in one blog. Let's begin.

  • Winken, Blinken and Nod. What describes my sex life after 8PM?
  • Bears, Giants, Eagles, Redskins. Name 3 football teams and a politically incorrect racial slur.
  • Apples and lemons. Name the two main types of computers.
  • The missionary position. What is the last job I applied for at the church?
  • Mercury Cougars. What do they call older women on Mercury that like younger guys?
  • Their both dogs!!Why does Goofy speaks, wears shoes, hat, and walks erect, Pluto walks on all fours, barks and wears a collar?
  • Why around his waist? When Donald Duck comes out of shower what does he do with the towel and then goes out on the street bare-assed?
  • Acme won't give him any more credit to buy stuff. Why did the Wily coyote end up killing himself ? He couldn't catch the roadrunner.
  • Porky Pig, Sylvester, Elmer Fudd, and Donald Duck. Name four characters that need a speech therapist.
  • Donald Duck and Yosemite Sam. Name two characters who need anger management intervention.
  • Brittany Spears ass. What has more fingerprints than the FBI?
  • Jury duty. What is the best paying job in this economy?
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen. Who really got hurt in this economy?
  • You call them and ask if its you or them. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds"?
  • Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Name a helicopter, a cat, and a saint
  • Gone with the Wind. What happen to my 401k?
  • I am not afraid of flying. I'm really afraid of crashing.
  • Wow, I didn't see that coming. The Vatican defends the Pope condom stand.(headline)
  • The Milky Way. What is the best way to make a smoothie?
  • The Dog Whisperer, The Horse Whisperer, The Ghost Whisperer. Name 3 people who are talking about me behind my back.
  • "Don't cry for me, Argentina." What is the state song of South Carolina?
  • Appalachian Trail. What Trail goes from Pennsylvania to Argentina?
  • You are the biggest loser... already. "What did NBC say when Rush Limbaugh wanted to get on that program and lose some weight?
  • The best three years of my life. What was 5th grade?(I was 16 by then.)
  • Canada? "Why would I leave America to visit America Jr.?" quoted by Homer Simpson.
  • Saturn, Uranus, Jupiter. Name a car, a body part, and a town in Florida.
  • 27.4%. Of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • Eileen. What do you call a woman that has one leg shorter than the other?
I need a final Jeopardy question. This is a visual final Jeopardy.

The final answer is: Rickey

Question is in the picture.

8 comments:

  1. You call them and ask if its you or them. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds"? LOL this one's my favorite :)

    :: mingling ::

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  2. Love the red shirt reference.
    That's one we say all the time......
    "Ahhhhh.he's the designated red shirt..."
    "Just give him a red shirt, he's toast.."

    Too funny.

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  3. I:will take that as a compliment since you are not a doctor.

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  4. A great friend of mine is Canadian, and we quote the Simpsons America Jr. quote to her all the time. Very, very funny.

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  5. **mingle** This is a GREAT meme! I might have to borrow it for another time when your answers aren't fresh in my mind.

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  6. I like memes. I like jeopardy. a marriage made in heaven. I am glad you liked it. I had fun doing it. I will have to google and see if anyone else has done it that way. If not, I will dash off to the patent office.

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  7. I LOVE the redshirt poster!!! LOL!!! Late Mingler!!

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