I have always enjoyed blogging and writing. At this point in my life I have decided to take a break from my "Colt Brandisher" series, which I have referred to on previous blogs. My next installment on that series will actually be my first installment. It is a work in progress.
I have decided to put my energy into an endeavor that is much more essential.
An endeavor my father seemed to be obsessed with in the last few years of his life.
This idea has the potential for a vast market in the non-fiction field of literature. The interest may be high enough to push the bible out of first place in book sales. I have done my market research and it is a subject everybody seems to talk about, especially senior citizens.
While younger people talk about it indiscreet hush tones while older people talk about it openly, brazenly and constantly.
Since the "Baby Boomers" of the late 40's and early 50's are now becoming the senior citizen the market is fraught and inundated with potential buyers of this book.
No, I am not talking about a healthcare plan. I am talking about something more urgent and immediate.
Yes, I am talking about #2: taking a dump, Kaka, poop, to defecate. In fact, in the slang dictionary it has 127 entries.
There are thousands of books on cooking and recipes, which are will refer to uploading but there are very few on downloading.
I am running a few ideas through my head. I will need a catchy title. Something that will not offend peoples sensibilities. I leaning toward, "Drop a Deuce Diaries" or "The Scoop on Poop." but any good suggestions will be welcomed.
I have started doing my research. My main source is on the Internet. Any additional information or topics that may be covered:
- Two ply versus four ply
- On the roll (inside or out)
Your name will be mentioned prominently at the Pulitzer Prize ceremony. I am not sure if I will be allowed to mention you at the Nobel Prize for literature. I will keep you posted. I am not sure about the Academy Awards. I suppose it depends on their adaptation of my book.
This is really an idea whose time has come.