Thursday, January 7, 2010

An Idea whose time has come.

I have always enjoyed blogging and writing. At this point in my life I have decided to take a break from my "Colt Brandisher" series, which I have referred to on previous blogs. My next installment on that series will actually be my first installment. It is a work in progress.

I have decided to put my energy into an endeavor that is much more essential.
An endeavor my father seemed to be obsessed with in the last few years of his life.
This idea has the potential for a vast market in the non-fiction field of literature. The interest may be high enough to push the bible out of first place in book sales. I have done my market research and it is a subject everybody seems to talk about, especially senior citizens.
While younger people talk about it indiscreet hush tones while older people talk about it openly, brazenly and constantly.
Since the "Baby Boomers" of the late 40's and early 50's are now becoming the senior citizen the market is fraught and inundated with potential buyers of this book.
No, I am not talking about a healthcare plan. I am talking about something more urgent and immediate.
Yes, I am talking about #2: taking a dump, Kaka, poop, to defecate. In fact, in the slang dictionary it has 127 entries.
There are thousands of books on cooking and recipes, which are will refer to uploading but there are very few on downloading.
I am running a few ideas through my head. I will need a catchy title. Something that will not offend peoples sensibilities. I leaning toward, "Drop a Deuce Diaries" or "The Scoop on Poop." but any good suggestions will be welcomed.
I have started doing my research. My main source is on the Internet. Any additional information or topics that may be covered:
  • Two ply versus four ply
  • On the roll (inside or out)
Any help in my literary adventure will be appreciated.
Your name will be mentioned prominently at the Pulitzer Prize ceremony. I am not sure if I will be allowed to mention you at the Nobel Prize for literature. I will keep you posted. I am not sure about the Academy Awards. I suppose it depends on their adaptation of my book.
This is really an idea whose time has come.


  1. Push the bible out of 1st place? This aught to be good.

    BTW, the tp goes on whatever way it goes on. A or B.


  2. Mingle:
    That is my philosophy. This is not a sentiment shared by everyone. Tessa and the crooked picture question, she would correct it. (whatever correct is.)

  3. I'd have to say I'm an adamantly fierce over, as far as paper is concerned.


  4. :: mingle mingle ::

    I will be keeping an eye on your project for sure! And as for the TP roll... over. No question!

  5. Isn't it called "Everybody poops"? My son loves that book. Although Deuce Diaries has a nice ring. Perhaps Potty Parodies?

    As for the direction, it goes under at our house. Otherwise the dog can grab it and race through the house with it streaming behind him.

  6. Ah! At last a logical reason for putting it under.
    "Everybody Poops" may be for the younger crowd. my book will be for the baby boomers. a very large segment of our population.

  7. How about "The End of the Bowels"?