The Great North American Intelligence and Texting While Driving Test

For Superior humans only

Greetings to you, special person.
Today we will test your critical thinking skills.
Yes ...YOU!!!

First test:

B

A

Which one is the African American?

D

C

Answer is below

Now it is time for some serious testing.  

Are you good with numbers?  

OK, pay attention.  very important.

If you have taken this test before, do it again.

The accounting test.   click link. Listen to the instructions.

How did you do?

You failed?

Try this.

Which way is the bus going?

SECOND TEST

A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it.

what is the word?

THIRD TEST

A clerk at a butcher shop is six feet tall, has a hat size 13 and brown hair.

What does he weigh?

TEST 4

FILL IN THE BLANKS IN LESS THAN ONE MINUTE
F_ _K
PU_S_
BOO_S
_UNT
S_X
D_CK
P-N_S
_ _NDOM
WH_RE
T_T

How did you do on the vocabulary test?

Next:

THIS IS SO AWKWARD!!!
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?

perhaps I should just move onto the answers.

TEST 1 ANSWER:

A is Elon Musk, South African born American Citizen. Maker of the Tesla car.

B. Patrick soon shiong is a South Africa -born  American  citizen, Medical Doctor and Cancer researcher,

C. Charlize Theron, South African American Citizen.  Academy award winning actress.

D is Sal Masekela.  He was born in California. His mother was born in Haiti. His dad is Hugh Masekela, a jazz musician from South Africa.  Sal is what we call an American.

They don't call black people in Canada...African Canadians.  They call them Canadians.


That would make the correct answers A,B, and C

TEST 2:The word would be short.
TEST 3: Meat
TEST 4 Fork, purse, books,  aunt, six,  deck, pints, random, where, tot,

The bus? You figure it out.

this whole thing has been...AWKWARD!!!!!!