Victim 1
What have you women done? This poor guy is going to have to sign up for unemployment or worse yet, welfare. A life ruined. His good name besmirched.
Hey! What about me? I was besmirched also. When I coached, I liked good clean play. That is why I showered with my players…..and their children. Cleanliness. Well, at least I still get to shower with the guys.
Sure, sure!!! I forgot where I put my kid for a month and everybody gets their panties in a big wedgie.
I told them I left her at Shelema Gomez's condo or was it Demi Gonzales' house. Whatever!!!!!! At least some of the people think my Dad is a douchebag. It took some of the pressure off me.
I probably won't get my job back at Universal. I think I will apply for the job of Snow White at Disney World. I do have great acting and storytelling skills on my resume.
Yo! Casey!!!!…..Yo!…. Hey, I have experience finding bad people. I can help you. I will help you find Shaina Lopez. Are there any par 72 golf courses where you live?
I sent you this picture of me trying ongolf work gloves. These seemed a tad loose so I soaked them for a while.
I am working out a sports memorabilia problem and as soon as it is solved, I will, of course, link up with you.
I may rent a car. Do they still make the VW Golf?
Now….if you will excuse me, I have to go wash my balls.
Victim 2
Victim 3
I told them I left her at Shelema Gomez's condo or was it Demi Gonzales' house. Whatever!!!!!! At least some of the people think my Dad is a douchebag. It took some of the pressure off me.
I probably won't get my job back at Universal. I think I will apply for the job of Snow White at Disney World. I do have great acting and storytelling skills on my resume.
victim 4
I sent you this picture of me trying on
I am working out a sports memorabilia problem and as soon as it is solved, I will, of course, link up with you.
I may rent a car. Do they still make the VW Golf?
Now….if you will excuse me, I have to go wash my balls.
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